Captain Jack Harkness’s very first line
hey dude your boobs are showing i think you need a
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
i just fucking met alex hirsch he drew me stan and everything but the best part was that he said he liked “the cut of my jib” like no you don’t know how much that means to me i almost threw up from the excitement
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER